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Mike Miller is
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 | I think I was six or seven years old here. I remember that shirt. I used to love that shirt! | 
    
    
 | Me and my evil twin Morpheus. Can you tell who is which? | 
    
 | My friend Carl (the DJ) on the left, and Marc in the middle. | 
    
 | My friend Marc and I coming out of a club. What's that on his shirt? :-) | 
    
 | Jodie, me, and my sister, Karen, on her wedding day. | 
    
 | Jodie and I after Karen's wedding rehearsal dinner. I was coerced into having this picture taken. See how well I can fake a smile? | 
    
 | Me in Germany (visiting Carolin in 1997). That's a German Christmas tree, ya know. | 
    
    
 | Bryan Kershaw, my new brother-in-law, and I. | 
    
 | A shot of me during my sister's wedding reception. | 
    
 | My cousin (and bridesmaid) Christy Hope Jones and I being announced at the start of the reception. At this point I was starving to death, and boy did I need a drink! | 
                                                                 
 | My dad and I at the wedding. | 
    
 | Me, escorting my grandmother down the aisle to her seat. Yeah, I was an usher at my sister's wedding. | 
    
 | Another mediocre picture of me, another I was coerced into posing for. | 
    
 | New Year's Eve, 1997, and I just begin to drink. | 
    
 | Later on the same night, after having a lot of said drink, and after running around screaming and yelling at the top of my lungs, I stop for a breather. | 
    
 | Jodie and I. I can't remember where I was in this picture, but I do remember being uncomfortably hot... | 
    
 | Here is a pretty good picture of Jodie. My head is all cocked because I just rushed back to my seat after setting the camera's timer. | 
    
 | Here is me, wearing Jodie's Halloween costume. She looks much better in it than I do. | 
    
 | Jodie and I just after Karen's wedding (and before the reception). | 
    
 | Jodie and I holding the camera at arm's length and trying to squeeze into the camera's view. |